I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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