Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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