I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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