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I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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