his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
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