I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
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