I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
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