Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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