i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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