Nicole vs. Life
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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