she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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