Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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