What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
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