Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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