Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
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