Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
If I had your ass I would rule the world
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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