That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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