That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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