he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
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