I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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