doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
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