yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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