the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
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