sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
Randomize
