Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
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