Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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