it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
I spilled a beer on myself, so I went back to my place to change. The city marshall was at my door with a warrant. That beer cost me 760 bucks.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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