Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
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