oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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