OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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