Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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