So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
