it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
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