would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I'm gonna fight the coyote
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
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