Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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