that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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