Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
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