I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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