he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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