Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Randomize
