What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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