the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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