Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Verdict: uncircumcised.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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