Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
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