im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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