i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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