Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Randomize
