so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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