I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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