My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
Green mimosas i think yes
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
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