Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
