there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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