Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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