why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
Randomize
