So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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