...so i touched it.
only if we run a train.
done.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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