That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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